Cassetteboy strikes again...

Following his success with the Bloody Apprentice, and then his uncanny ability to derive humour from Nick Griffin's Question Time appearance, Cassetteboy has struck again with his latest creation.

This time, George Alagiah from the BBC News receives the mash-up treatment with the resultant script:

"OK, hello. The BBC has won a High Court for the right to broadcast child pornography. And there could be more bad news on the way..."

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"Good evening and welcome to the BBC News taken out of context. Our top story tonight: the battle over bonuses is far from over. Hundreds of city traders and bankers wearing balaclavas ambushed the Royal Bank of Scotland today.

"Business tycoons carrying sledgehammers smashed Britain's biggest bank, shoplifting their multi-million bonuses. Police have described the high-flying bosses as 'dangerous'.

"But, first tonight, the celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson has delivered a defiant speech at his local branch of Tesco. He promised he'd use an iron fist to deal with protests against his TV programmes.

"When it comes to alcohol, how much is too much? A court in Paris has said it's up to Scotland to decide. They say you should have 300 units every 45 minutes and stop off for a beer on the way home. That's already a guideline in Scotland. 

"Our correspondent Jeremy Cook has been focusing on the market town of Hereford..."

Cook: "Hereford. Hereford. Hereford. Jeremy Cook, BBC News, Hereford."

Alagiah: "A reminder of tonight's main salacious gossip: there's been a shock response around the world to video footage appearing to show US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton urinating on Boris Johnson for an ITV programme. It was deplorable behaviour. 

"The Labour leader Ed Miliband has told the BBC that his cock's remained untouched for thousands of years and maybe, just maybe, the longest on record for a British citizen. Thousands of women remain confused and worried.

"The government says it has no plans to get the economy moving again. But David Cameron said the Olympic games and the Queen's Diamond Jubilee would provide opportunities to showcase the country struggling to pay the bills.

"In the meantime, there are still plenty of people who want to kill off David Cameron but today there was a rare display of unity in the Commons as David Cameron and the Labour leader Ed Miliband both decided that they should be allowed to end their own lives. And Nick [Robinson] is in Westminster for us...

"What's David Cameron actually up to?"

Robinson: "The British Prime Minister is a posh, English queen. He has his own dick up his arse."

Alagiah: "Nick, thanks very much.

"Goodbye."